Dust...Dust...Dust..."Albert Einstein?""Yeah, we can try." Lilynette dialed up his number on her fancy new cell phone. boop.....boop..... "Hello?"There was silence on the other end for a moment. Lilynette strained to hear for a moment, before falling out of her chair as a booming voice sounded from her phone. "DUST...DUST...DUST...""NOPENOPENOPE." She quickly hit the red button. "Who else?""Famous people....uhrm....." Apacci frowned, flipping through the history book. "Some dude called Newton, I—""Hello?" Lilynette had already dialed the number."WE'RE NOT CALLED FIG NEWTONS ANYMORE, DUMBASSES!!! GET AWAY FROM HERE!!!!" And then a dial tone."—as I was saying, idiot, Isaac Newton.""Calling him." Lilynette popped a lollipop into her mouth while waiting. "Hello?""...dust…dust…dust…..""Nope.""Um....George Washington.""Hello?""Dust....dust....""Dammit Apacci! Try and choose someone who's NOT dead or an asshole!!!" Lilynette was mildly angry now.
Food 9 - [BLEEP]"I hope we get some real food today..." Can you guess who it is? Yes, it is Grimmjow, complaining again."It's the only one among us who actually belongs in the kitchen, of course we're gonna get something good!" Nnoitra sat back in his chair, yawning."Says the one who!....uh...just insulted the cook....." Snickering, Grimmjow looked over to where Halibel had just emerged from the kitchen carrying 10 huge plates, right on time to overhear the insult. Yellow anger floated off her in brightly colored wisps of reiatsu."They," she gestured to all the Espada except Nnoitra, "are getting something good." She glared directly at the spoon (snicker), sending him a very angry Glare. Nnoitra gulped. "You, however, get something else. And you have to eat every single bite of it."She whooshed around, setting down plates in front of everyone except Nnoitra, putting his plate down in front of Yammi who grinned and drooled like...like the hungry caterpillar in that children's book The