sunset, a lake and some trees.
This AddictionThis Addiction
The chaotic day was over, and Tsumei and Mist had returned to Hueco Mundo. It was nighttime, and everyone was sleeping. Everyone, that is, except for Aizen. As they were sneaking past he main hallway where he sat in his chair, he spoke.
"Well well, what have we here? A pair of truant Arrancar, I fear?"
"AIZEN!!!! Your poetry skills still suck," replied Tsumei. He glowered at her angrily.
"Ah, it is you, Arrancar number ten-and-three, you make me so angry I want to kill a tree." Tsumei and Mist cringed at the horrible rhyme.
"Erm, Aizen-sama? Did you eat one of Tsumei's Poetry Mits again?" Mist asked. His look told her all she needed to know.
Tsumei began laughing. "I knew it!!! But even with my awesome Poetry Mints, his rhyming and rhythm still sound like a dead raccoon."
"SILENCE, foul fiends!!! Tsu
You Dare Hurt MeYou Dare Hurt Me
Tsumei and Shonan were having fun torturing and blackmailing the other members, Hay-Lin was making lunch, and Krsytalia was in he library, searching for something about the Senkaimon. Mist, bored, was wandering the 200th floor when the newly healed Tobi rushed around a corner and smack into her. They both fell down, Tobi kicking and clawing all the way. Suddenly Mist felt a sharp pain in her left arm, looking down, she saw that she was bleeding from a light cut. Anger overwhelmed her. "You dare hurt me..."
Tobi was frantic. He tried to apologize, but in Mist's eyes he had deliberately hurt her, and there was no stopping that anger. "Tobi is sorry!! Tobi didn't mean to" And so Mist attacked.
Tobi was too scared of Mist to do anything, and soon was lying in a bloody bruised pile in the middle of the hallway, whimpering. Suddenly Hay-Lin, attracted by the loud noises, rushed around the same corn
Cure for BoredomCure for Boredom
It was another boring day in Las Noches. Tsumei was bored to death, looking for something to do. Suddenly she spotted Mist.
"Hey Mist, want to go torture some current Espada?"
"Sorry, my friend Krystalia is waiting for me! I'm going to visit my friend Shonan in another dimension. Would you like to come along?"
Tsumei nodded enthusiastically. "So, who's this Shonan person?" she asked curiously as they walked along.
Mist just smiled. "You'll love her. Your personality fits her exactly."
*crickets chirping* "Erm, Mist? I'm not..."
"NO! I didn't mean it that way!!!
Tsumei looked relieved. "Well, now that that's all nice and cleared up, let's go! Wouldn't want to keep your friend Krstil...Kartal...Krystalay..."
"Krystalia!" Mist helpfully supplied.
Byakuya vs IchigoByakuya vs Ichigo: A Random Tale of Yaoi involving Renji
It was just another peaceful day in Soul Society. Hitsugaya was working, Rukia was training, Sado and Uryu had come to visit Orihime, who was practicing her powers with Hachi, one of the Visored...
All of a sudden, the sound of arguing broke out. It was Ichigo and Byakuya who were arguing. The subject of their argument? Abarai Renji, Vice-Captain of Squad 6.
Byakuya is calmly stating why Renji is his. "Fuku-Taichou Abarai Renji is in Squad 6, of which I am Captain of. Therefore, he is under my jurisdiction and belongs to ME."
"Oh yeah?" Ichigo is in a temper today, tsk tsk. "Well I'm I better friend to Renji than you'll ever be, and he doesn't even come close to enjoying your company. His main goal is to defeat you after all!"
"I would gladly accept defeat from Renji if it meant..." A dreamy look appears on Byak
The Hitsugaya IncidentGin is still the captain of Squad 3, and he's filled with boredom on this warm sunny day. He decides to take a walk into the forest, and immediately spies Hitsugaya Taichou, standing by a tree. Creeping up on him...and then, Gin decides to pat Toushiro's head. A sudden silence....
"BANKAI!!!!!!! DAIGUREN HYOURINMARU!!!!!!!!"
"Now now, Hitsugaya Taichou, you're being a bit HASTY!!!"
"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You'll pay for that, Gin!!!! YAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!"
A while later, both of them can be found sitting outside Squad 4 barracks. Gin lets out a long sigh.
"Taichou!" Matsumoto arrives, looking disheveled and carrying an armload of candy. "I heard you got into a fight....Gin?"
Gin waves his right hand, which is bandaged from his fingertips to the middle of his forearm. "Ello, Rangiku! Long time no see...what've you got there?"
"I brought some chocolate foró"
"MINE! MINE! MINE! CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Have some, Taichou! It's delicious!!!!" Such a panicked voice...
As Hitsugaya glomps onto
Grimmjow's Emo-lutionGrimmjow's Emo-lution
Ulquiorra was very distressed about Grimmjow's emo rating of Absolute Zero. He decided to complete an "emo-lution" on him. The first step? Catching the kitty.
Once that was taken care of, Ulquiorra happily grabbed an Expo marker and began drawing on Grimmjow's face... But he still wasn't satisfied.
"Your hair is too blue. I will recolor it for you." Grimmjow's shriek of rage could be heard all the way in Soul Society as he broke free of his bonds and started running. Very, very fast.
Ulquiorra couldn't catch up, so he decided to visit Orihime for a break to rest a little while. As he walked in the door, she rushed at him holding a bowl of soup. "Ulquiorra, your soup is ready!!!"
Incredulously, he stared at her, then replied, "Emos don't drink soup..." (It was fear of the soup itself that drove him to this...we all know what Orihime's cooking is l
Ulquiorra's emo lessons-Yammi's AngerUlquiorra's Emo Lessons- Yammi's Anger
Ulquiorra has finally decided to embrace his emo side, and has even begun giving emo classes to the other Espadas. At their first class, he gives them a questionnaire and let's them fill it out. At the end, he puts up sheets stating the Espada's name, their emo rating, and what they needed to improve on. Strangely, Yammi's sheet is missing....
STOMP. STOMP. STOMP. STOMP.
"Ulquiorra! What happened to my rating?" Yammi was outraged at having been left out.
Ulquiorra started walking away, but Yammi grabbed his head. All he succeeded to do was to poke his hand on Ulquiorra's helmet spike.
"Yo, Ulquiorra! I'm talking to you here! Where's my rating?"
Ulquiorra kept on walking, but replied, "Your entire living is made of anger. You'll never be an awesome emo like me."
Steam started pouring
The Emo HollowThe Emo Hollow
A few days later, when the Hogyouku had been returned (to Aizen's great relief) and the zanpakutou were back to their regular mischief, Ulquiorra was standing alone in a dark room, staring into nothingness and unaware of the world. A small dark shadow crept into the room, sneaking up on him...
Ulquiorra merely turned his head, though he had a flustered look in his eyes. "You breathe too loud. I could hear you a thousand meters away. Leave; I have no need of a nuisance like you."
The dark shadow pouted and stamped its foot. "Liar!!! Ulqui-chan is a big white bony liar!!! And a meanie, too! Just like Riri-chan!! You're both meanies!!"
Turning away, Ulquiorra stared at a corner and said, "Don't interrupt me in my emo moment."
The dark shadow, which was Shino, stared at him, then started laughing and dancing around Ulquiorra. "Heehee, Ulqui-chan