sunset, a lake and some trees.
How Yours Truly was Banned 1How Yours Truly was Banned from Hueco Mundo: Part One
There was a very unusual person prowling around Hueco Mundo. It was female, with very long hair, wearing a lovely black/plaid jacket, a white symbol t-shirt, and black sweatpants. That lovely figure was...me! Your storyteller, the one who's been bringing you all those awesome stories. Aizen's Secret Tattoo, who really stole the Hogyouku, the truth of what happened on that trip to the real world. Yours truly was on assignment again, searching up random peoples and stalking Hollows, hoping for a nice juicy embarrassing story to tell, hopefully about Aizen (blackmail!!!). However, it was proving vey difficult. By now Aizen was catching on to me, and I had to resort to ever more elaborate schemes to capture those fleeting moments of awkwardness. However, this storyteller was not about to give up just yet. I wandered the hallway innocently until I came to Aizen's secret room. Peeping in the bathroom, I saw h
Field Trip 4: Peru to Japan/Going HomeOnce entering Peru, Aizen immediately signed up for a trip around the continent of South America. They visited the Nazca Lines (which creeped Nnoitra out big-time), the capitals of all the countries, took a trip through the rain forest and fished for piranhas in the Amazon River, where Halibel spoke with (and ate) the fishies and Yammi was chased by locals for the "accidental" devouring of several trees...
Aizen felt that their trip was over by that point, but almost all of them wanted to visit Antarctica, Russia and Japan before they left. Finally Aizen relented, and they rode a tiny steamboat to the edges of Antarctica, where they had to wait two weeks before another one came along. Halibel and Szayel were happy; Halibel got to have leopard seal buffet almost every day (poor seals), and Szayel completed several experiments he'd been wanting to test. The others sat miserably in the freezing cold watching penguins do...unspeakable things. By the time the boat came again even Halibel wa
Field Trip 3: England to MexicoField Trip part 3: England to Mexico
Sadly, the Espada didn't find Portugal very exciting. Most of them wanted to go see the famous "Queen Elizabeth II" of England (Aizen learned his lesson: don't tell the Espada your future plans, because they'll completely forget the place they're in and want to go to the next place.) They booked a plane to England. The minute they got there, they were off, with Aizen unable to stop any of them. Even Gin secretly walked off and got a job at a tattoo parlor (obsession much?), leaving Aizen forever alone. It took a whole week to gather them back together, in which the female Espada and Arrancars bought 8 bags while shopping, the males bought 20 pounds worth of chocolate and beer, Gin received $82.37 working at the tattoo parlor, Barragan went into a nursing home, and Grimmjow, Yammi and Starrk joined a motorcycle gang. Aizen was furious, and immediately they set out for the Arctic, where they spent a week in isolation, hun
Field Trip 2: Hong Kong to PortugalField Trip part 2: Hong Kong to Portugal
After having left Gin behind in the Phillipines, Aizen was frantic with worry. But the Espada assured him Gin could take care of himself, and there was no point in worrying. With this in mind, they went on a 2-week nature voyage in the wilds of Australia. It went by quickly and painfully, with Aaroniero getting severe burns trying to roast a can of beans, Halibel almost drowning them trying to put a bush fire out, Grimmjow breaking an arm after getting kicked by a kangaroo (what in Aizen's Left Eye are these things?!?!), and Ilforte nearly being decapitated and eaten by a pack of wild dingoes.
As Aizen tried to figure out where to go next, all the females begged to go to Hong Kong. "Things to buy! Things to look at!! Great learning experience for crowded city-places!!!" It was the last one that swayed Aizen. They boarded a plane to Hong Kong. When they arrived, everyone stared around wi
Field Trip 1: Egypt to AustraliaField Trip: Egypt to Australia
Aizen had decided that since he was going to take over the world as we knew it, he should teach his loyal soldiers about he world a bit before it was destroyed, so as to help them in their conquest. Therefore, he devised a plan for a field trip to the human world. The trip was mandatory for all the Espada.
After much planning, packing and protesting each others insolence, they finally set off. (Wonderweiss wasn't allowed to come along, so Tousen stayed behind to look after him.) Gin and Aizen took the lead, opening a massive Garganta out of Hueco Mundo and into an unoccupied desert area. They'd already dressed the right way, and when they emerged from the sand dunes, they looked like a group of hot, thirsty tourists who'd gotten lost and were looking for a place to stay.
Once they got to a town, they found out that the Garganta had led them to Egypt. Aizen felt this was a
Hueco Mundo GreenHueco Mundo Green
Picture this: The castle of Las Noches, decked in bright green and the air filled with gravity-defying sparkles, all in preparation for St. Patrick's Day. The radio was on 2086.3 HM, playing all sorts of songs. They were holding a dance party, and a contest was currently running among the female Areancars, to see who could Irish dance the best. The judges were Barragan, Nnoitra, Grimmjow and Aaroniero. The prizes? A photo album of candid (highly candid, censor warning) pictures of their favorite males whom they'd voted on a few months ago (Starrk, Grimmjow, Ilforte, Tesla and Gin), plus two nights alone in a bedroom with one of the aforementioned males or their choice.
The dancing was going furiously. Their scores had been all around the same general area, with Lilynette, Nel and Cirucci tied for first. It was now the final round, and Cirucci seemed to be winning. Just then, she tripped on a little piece of u