sunset, a lake and some trees.
The Rise of BEBOBThe Rise of BEBOB
It was a dark midnight. The moon was shining, the stars were twinkling, the narwhals were baconing. A dark figure ran through the shadows of buildings, keeping close to the dark. It ran into Renji's room (he was away fighting Hollows in Rukongai) and started turning the room inside out, searching for incriminating evidence. That figure was yours truly, Cat "Neko" Sun, covert operative for BEBOB, Best Embarrassing Bits Of Bleach. Not finding anything in the drawers, I started searching under the bed. ___ from Ichigo...one of Byakuya's Kenseikan...a giant gumdrop...a Squad 6 lieutenant's armband...Rukia's waist tie...
Suddenly I happened upon a strange magazine. It had a rather revealing picture of a young lady on the front, along with some kanji I couldn't read. "Hm?..." I muttered to myself, opening t up to a random page. Upon seeing what was on it, I flipped out. "WHAT IS THIS?!?!?" Quickly I snapped picture
Ulquiorra's emo lessons-4Ulquiorra's Emo Lessons 4: Substituting
It was the day of an emo class. However, something was wrong. Very wrong.
As the class filed through the door and settled into their usual seats, they noticed something strange. Instead of Ulquiorra's figure at the front of the room, there was another person there: Grimmjow! The Espada and Arrancar looked at him in confusion. Why was Grimmjow teaching? Where was Ulquiorra?
Suddenly, Grimmjow abruptly stood up from his chair and tapped a little bell for everyone's attention. The room immediately grew quiet as everyone looked at him expectantly.
"Good morning, everyone. As you can see, Ulquiorra isn't here today, so I'm supposed to fill in for him." He paused, annoyed, as Starrk raised his hand. Sighing, Grimmjow called on him. "Yes, Starrk? What would you like to say?"
"Excuse me for asking, but wher
...Completely Unbelievable!!! (3)...Completely Unbelievable!!!
Everyone gaped, except for Yamamoto Sou-Taichou, Mayuri/Mayira, and Nemu/Nemè. Renji did an epic facepalm (you would've paid to see it!), cringing at Ichigo's senseless statement. Yamamoto chuckled, while Mayuri/Mayira looked on in amusement.
"Ichigo Kurosaki! Bold as ever, I see. There's no need to worry about Kurotsuchi Taichou's current gender. He/she does this quite often, actually." Yamamoto paused to take a large gulp of Kyouraku's fresh-squeezed orange juice.
Ichigo put on his disbelieving face. "You're telling me that this has been going on since, like, forever? How come none of us have noticed it then?"
"Now now! I haven't gotten to the important part yet!" By now, the other captains had gone back to eating happily. "In fact, nobody's really sure what gender Kurotsuchi Taichou actually is. Generally though, we assume h
...Are Just... (2)...Are Just...
At the identity revealment of the beautiful blue-haired woman, Ichigo and Renji were shocked. The woman chuckled.
"Now now, isn't it rude to be giggling at a person such as I? Please don't tell me it's about the lack of clothes I have on!!!" At this statement, they did a triple take. Sure enough, underneath the captain's haori, Mayuri Kurotsuchi wasn't wearing much at all. As they fell over with intense nosebleeds, Nemu said worriedly, "Perhaps you should have put some more clothes on, Mayuri-sama?"
"Tch! It's not my fault they're such perverts. And remember you dumb boy, call me Mayira Kurotsuchi, Mayuri's distant cousin! People mustn't know who I really am!" In her/his mind, Nemu thought that it would take a lot more than a name change to make MayurMAYIRA-sama to be a different person. "Amd remember in your daft mind that you are now Nemè, my son!" he/she added as an af
Some Things... (1)Some Things...
It was a fine day in Soul Society. Birds were chirping, people were laughing, Mayuri Kurotsuchi wasn't sticking his little white nose into everybody's business...
Hold on. Ichigo did a double take. Where was Mayuri? Where was the annoying heartless captain of Squad 12? Suddenly worried, he went off to find Renji, who was obsessed in a game of chess with Shuuhei, in which he was slowly losing.
"Renji!" called Ichigo. Unfortunately, he'd miscalculated the intensity of his voice (however you do that) and the distance he was from Renji. As a result, he basically shouted into Renji's ear, making him jump and move the wrong piece the wrong way. Shuuhei laughed loudly.
"You idiot, Renji! Now I'm definitely going to win! You don't have a baby's chance in Hueco Mundo!" (I kid you not, those were his exact words.) Renji did a double take, jumping off the ground a
Time PassingTime Passing
Dear Hisana, are you enjoying it here?
Dear Byakuya, I love it! The mansion is so big, and everyone is so polite, and everything's so neat!
Dear Hisana, I hope you're settling in nicely. If you need anything or somebody is disturbing you, just tell me.
Dear Byakuya, everything is great! There's no need to worry about me.
Dear Hisana, next week, my family is holding a formal dinner to meet you. It would be best you accept the invitation.
Dear Byakuya, at what time is the dinner?
Dear Hisana, it is at precisely 7:00 pm. Is this time convenient for you?
Dear Byakuya, thank you for the invitation! I just received the formal invitation now, and I'm pleased to say of course I can attend!
Dear Hisana, I'm very pleased you can come. A full wardrobe for you to choose from will arrive shortly.
Dear Byakuya, I'm really nervous about the dinner. I feel like I'll do something wrong. When was it again?
Dear Hisana, it'll be at exactly 7 tonight. There's no need to worry abo