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Crossdressing Day 1
Soul Society was in turmoil. All the Shinigami were either causing a commotion, sleeping, or drooling in anticipation. And why was this?
Yamamoto had decided that things were too...serious, in Soul Society. And so he'd decided to have a special day for ALL the Shinigami. All of them. And they all had to participate (except for a certain doggy captain ^^ *woof!*).
And what was this amazing, wonderful day of celebration that had Soul Society so up in turmoil?
Cross-dressing day.
Now, normally this wouldn't have been an issue, since most of the Shinigami's uniforms were the same clothing. But just to make it more fun (and probably for his own amusement as well, the old geezer! Teehee), they all had to cross-dress...in HUMAN clothes. FORMAL human clothes.
Which meant that the girls got to wear big, drapey suits, luckily for them (though Rangiku complained about not being able to show off her figure and such). But the guys were not so lucky...
What do prim, proper ladies wear to a great social event, what do they wear? Yep, you guessed it: DRESSES. WITH HIGH HEELS (except for some, cause high heels are murder for your feet. MURDER.).
Which was why most of Seireitei was going around in craziness. But of course, Yamamoto's word was law, and they all had to obey (much to the chagrin of Ikkaku poor guy, he even...no, that comes later xD).
Flash forward to the day of lovely cross-dressingness!!! All the guys stood around in makeup, dresses and high heels, chatting with the ladies in tuxes and whatnot. All the unseated ones, that is. Not counting Ichigo (yes, he got caught up in this wait till you see his oh wait, you can't see it. Pooey. Then I'll describe it to you), of course.
Now, lets move to the seated officers, beginning with....Squad 1. Yamamoto, bless his old, bodybuilder-shaped, scar-covered soul, was sitting at the head of the (hastily built for this event) hall in a lovely throne-like chair, dressed in...a very unrevealing (much to the relief of everyone there) full-length black and white dress, with very few designs, the most prominent being the "N" on the back of his dress, showing him being captain of Squad 1. Meanwhile, his lieutenant, Choujiro Sasakibe, had been reported earlier dressed in an olive green dress of exact same design (but no "N" design on the back), and was currently...hiding in a back corner, stuffing tiny cakes into his mouth (yum).
On to Squad 2, Soifon was sitting at a table dejectedly, wearing a normal black tuxedo with a wasp-design tie on. Dejectedly, that is, until she spotted Yoruichi wearing a (rather dashing) purple suit that matched her hair, and rushed over to fangirl and squee over her "Yoruichi-sama." Omaeda, however... He was hula-ing in the middle of the hall/dance floor, wearing nothing but a coconut-shell bra and a grass skirt which went completely against the dress code of this party, additionally scarring some lesser seated members for life.
Kira himself was wearing a lovely (slightly skimpy) golden-sparkly single-shoulder dress, picked out for him by Momo (lovely taste in clothing, ne? Eat your hearts out, fangirls). He stood by a wall self-consciously, leaving lipstick imprints on the glass he was drinking out of (orange juice, people. No alcohol for this Shinigami, at least not yet .
Unohana still had her braid in front of her, but was wearing a simple 3-piece white suit with a light green undecorated tie that had the "ÛV" design on it. Isane wore the same, except her suit was black and her tie matched her hair color. Hanataro....OH LAUGH YOUR HEARTS OUT!!! He wore a skimpy can-can dress with numerous frills, rainbow knee-high socks, stiletto high heels, and a mushroom headband, all a delicious bright red except for the socks. And was blushing the exact same shade as well.
Momo, who had helped pick out Kira's (lolol) dress, was actually wearing quite a modest suit, a navy blue color with slightly longer coattails and a powdery-blue bowtie.
Byakuya was wearing his dress with "pride," though it looked absolutely...ridiculous. It was a bright/light pink shade, shoulderless, a leg slit (?) almost up to his hips on the left side, along with a whole bunch of flower patterns and designs, not to mention a (overkill!) flower headband in place of his Kenseikan. Renji, however, was even more extravagant, if that was possible. His hair was let down (insert weird fangirl squees here), floating behind him (to Byakuya's jealousy how dare someone's hair, especially his own lieutenant's, be longer than his own?! His Kuchiki pride would not allow it!!!), shining in what crappy light the windows let in (hastily made structure, remember?). He had on a shoulderless dress as well, a vivid red (but still duller than Hanataro's MMMMGGPH LAUGH!!!!!!) color, with an uber-low open back, extremely body-hugging, and a long flowing bottom part (I don't know dress terminology...) with an overkill leg slit, along with bright red platform heels. His dress was extremely feathery and he wore a lovely red furry boa around him. And for Renji's admirer, Rikichi...a dress extremely similar to Renji's (copycat much?).
Komamura had special leave, sadly, so there was no dress for him tonight. Or celebrations, for that matter. Tsk, he was missing out on all the cake and giggles. But Iba, trying to make up for his captain's absence, had gone all out, with frills, lace, feathers, fur, cloth, and was so covered up only his sunglasses were visible, and even they looked rather...feminine.
Kyouraku had no trouble posing as a girl, but he wore a girly pink kimono instead of a fancy dress, which annoyed Yamamoto to no end. Though he did have lovely rose-colored high heels. Nanao was dressed in a nondescript black tuxedo with a bright blue tie.
Hisagi had tried to dress modestly, but had been coerced by Rangiku to wear one of her dresses. He now was trying to hide all the indecent places it showed, sitting awkwardly in a chair drinking UNSPIKED fruit punch, thank you very much.
But in Squad 10, it was Rangiku who made the grand debut...with a shiny silver suit that had little sequins all over it, along with a partially unbuttoned inner shirt to show off her...busty chest (and give Hisagi an intense nosebleed). And a crooked tie. But if Rangiku was the grand debut, then Hitsugaya was the laughingstock of the entire Gotei Thirteen. He had been dressed as a little fairy, complete with sparkly (much-too-short) tutu, little ballet shoes and tights, and a delightful little fairy wand. His angry (furiously spitting out fire, really) response when Rangiku smothered him (again, haha!) was to stab her boob with his wand. Which had no effect. No effect whatsoever.
Kenpachi was wearing his haori (but completely cleaned, with sleeves, and zipped/buttoned up all the way, with "ASN" to cover up his dress (He probably wasn't even wearing one!!!! Wait. On second thought, don't even go there). Yachiru looked so... freakin... adorable!!!!!! in her pink suit. Ikkaku had on a sleeveless open-back dress, the color of which was black that had been chosen by Yachiru (to "make cue-ball's head shine more!" she'd said). Yumichika had on some kind of kimono/dress/thingummy (no knowledge of dress terminology, again) much like the one he'd had prior to joining the Gotei Thirteen.
Mayuri was currently unavailable at the ball, supposedly having suffered serious injuries from a lab-related thing, though everyone else was quite sure he was just skipping the whole thing. Nemu was there, however, dressed in a lovely teal button-up shirt, along with black dress pants and a tie decorated with syringes, test tubes and the like. Akon had on a nondescript purple dress and was smoking in a corner, trying to talk to Hisagi.
Ukitake had on a delightful white dress (that resembled a wedding dress...), chosen by Kiyone and SentarM themselves. It matched his hair perfectly (though not his eyebrows, poor Ukitake-senpai). Kiyone herself was wearing a bright yellow suit, while SentarM had on a boring (BORING) grey dress with barely-there heels, so as not to outshine his captain.
Rukia had on a plain black suit, and was hanging out with Renji and Byakuya, fawning over her "Nii-sama's beauty!!! (such amazing hair!!!)" Ichigo...had on...something absolutely amazing, which we will save for later.
Now, all was happy (mostly) in the huge (poorly built) hall, with various captains, lieutentants and seated officers socializing with each other. The punch (again, NOT SPIKED) was getting dangerously low when Yamamoto slammed his cane-thing down three times to get their attention (careful not to expose any...special parts), shaking the shaky building down to its shaky foundations that rested on shaky ground. "Attention, all Shinigami!!!!!!"
Soul Society was in turmoil. All the Shinigami were either causing a commotion, sleeping, or drooling in anticipation. And why was this?
Yamamoto had decided that things were too...serious, in Soul Society. And so he'd decided to have a special day for ALL the Shinigami. All of them. And they all had to participate (except for a certain doggy captain ^^ *woof!*).
And what was this amazing, wonderful day of celebration that had Soul Society so up in turmoil?
Cross-dressing day.
Now, normally this wouldn't have been an issue, since most of the Shinigami's uniforms were the same clothing. But just to make it more fun (and probably for his own amusement as well, the old geezer! Teehee), they all had to cross-dress...in HUMAN clothes. FORMAL human clothes.
Which meant that the girls got to wear big, drapey suits, luckily for them (though Rangiku complained about not being able to show off her figure and such). But the guys were not so lucky...
What do prim, proper ladies wear to a great social event, what do they wear? Yep, you guessed it: DRESSES. WITH HIGH HEELS (except for some, cause high heels are murder for your feet. MURDER.).
Which was why most of Seireitei was going around in craziness. But of course, Yamamoto's word was law, and they all had to obey (much to the chagrin of Ikkaku poor guy, he even...no, that comes later xD).
Flash forward to the day of lovely cross-dressingness!!! All the guys stood around in makeup, dresses and high heels, chatting with the ladies in tuxes and whatnot. All the unseated ones, that is. Not counting Ichigo (yes, he got caught up in this wait till you see his oh wait, you can't see it. Pooey. Then I'll describe it to you), of course.
Now, lets move to the seated officers, beginning with....Squad 1. Yamamoto, bless his old, bodybuilder-shaped, scar-covered soul, was sitting at the head of the (hastily built for this event) hall in a lovely throne-like chair, dressed in...a very unrevealing (much to the relief of everyone there) full-length black and white dress, with very few designs, the most prominent being the "N" on the back of his dress, showing him being captain of Squad 1. Meanwhile, his lieutenant, Choujiro Sasakibe, had been reported earlier dressed in an olive green dress of exact same design (but no "N" design on the back), and was currently...hiding in a back corner, stuffing tiny cakes into his mouth (yum).
On to Squad 2, Soifon was sitting at a table dejectedly, wearing a normal black tuxedo with a wasp-design tie on. Dejectedly, that is, until she spotted Yoruichi wearing a (rather dashing) purple suit that matched her hair, and rushed over to fangirl and squee over her "Yoruichi-sama." Omaeda, however... He was hula-ing in the middle of the hall/dance floor, wearing nothing but a coconut-shell bra and a grass skirt which went completely against the dress code of this party, additionally scarring some lesser seated members for life.
Kira himself was wearing a lovely (slightly skimpy) golden-sparkly single-shoulder dress, picked out for him by Momo (lovely taste in clothing, ne? Eat your hearts out, fangirls). He stood by a wall self-consciously, leaving lipstick imprints on the glass he was drinking out of (orange juice, people. No alcohol for this Shinigami, at least not yet .
Unohana still had her braid in front of her, but was wearing a simple 3-piece white suit with a light green undecorated tie that had the "ÛV" design on it. Isane wore the same, except her suit was black and her tie matched her hair color. Hanataro....OH LAUGH YOUR HEARTS OUT!!! He wore a skimpy can-can dress with numerous frills, rainbow knee-high socks, stiletto high heels, and a mushroom headband, all a delicious bright red except for the socks. And was blushing the exact same shade as well.
Momo, who had helped pick out Kira's (lolol) dress, was actually wearing quite a modest suit, a navy blue color with slightly longer coattails and a powdery-blue bowtie.
Byakuya was wearing his dress with "pride," though it looked absolutely...ridiculous. It was a bright/light pink shade, shoulderless, a leg slit (?) almost up to his hips on the left side, along with a whole bunch of flower patterns and designs, not to mention a (overkill!) flower headband in place of his Kenseikan. Renji, however, was even more extravagant, if that was possible. His hair was let down (insert weird fangirl squees here), floating behind him (to Byakuya's jealousy how dare someone's hair, especially his own lieutenant's, be longer than his own?! His Kuchiki pride would not allow it!!!), shining in what crappy light the windows let in (hastily made structure, remember?). He had on a shoulderless dress as well, a vivid red (but still duller than Hanataro's MMMMGGPH LAUGH!!!!!!) color, with an uber-low open back, extremely body-hugging, and a long flowing bottom part (I don't know dress terminology...) with an overkill leg slit, along with bright red platform heels. His dress was extremely feathery and he wore a lovely red furry boa around him. And for Renji's admirer, Rikichi...a dress extremely similar to Renji's (copycat much?).
Komamura had special leave, sadly, so there was no dress for him tonight. Or celebrations, for that matter. Tsk, he was missing out on all the cake and giggles. But Iba, trying to make up for his captain's absence, had gone all out, with frills, lace, feathers, fur, cloth, and was so covered up only his sunglasses were visible, and even they looked rather...feminine.
Kyouraku had no trouble posing as a girl, but he wore a girly pink kimono instead of a fancy dress, which annoyed Yamamoto to no end. Though he did have lovely rose-colored high heels. Nanao was dressed in a nondescript black tuxedo with a bright blue tie.
Hisagi had tried to dress modestly, but had been coerced by Rangiku to wear one of her dresses. He now was trying to hide all the indecent places it showed, sitting awkwardly in a chair drinking UNSPIKED fruit punch, thank you very much.
But in Squad 10, it was Rangiku who made the grand debut...with a shiny silver suit that had little sequins all over it, along with a partially unbuttoned inner shirt to show off her...busty chest (and give Hisagi an intense nosebleed). And a crooked tie. But if Rangiku was the grand debut, then Hitsugaya was the laughingstock of the entire Gotei Thirteen. He had been dressed as a little fairy, complete with sparkly (much-too-short) tutu, little ballet shoes and tights, and a delightful little fairy wand. His angry (furiously spitting out fire, really) response when Rangiku smothered him (again, haha!) was to stab her boob with his wand. Which had no effect. No effect whatsoever.
Kenpachi was wearing his haori (but completely cleaned, with sleeves, and zipped/buttoned up all the way, with "ASN" to cover up his dress (He probably wasn't even wearing one!!!! Wait. On second thought, don't even go there). Yachiru looked so... freakin... adorable!!!!!! in her pink suit. Ikkaku had on a sleeveless open-back dress, the color of which was black that had been chosen by Yachiru (to "make cue-ball's head shine more!" she'd said). Yumichika had on some kind of kimono/dress/thingummy (no knowledge of dress terminology, again) much like the one he'd had prior to joining the Gotei Thirteen.
Mayuri was currently unavailable at the ball, supposedly having suffered serious injuries from a lab-related thing, though everyone else was quite sure he was just skipping the whole thing. Nemu was there, however, dressed in a lovely teal button-up shirt, along with black dress pants and a tie decorated with syringes, test tubes and the like. Akon had on a nondescript purple dress and was smoking in a corner, trying to talk to Hisagi.
Ukitake had on a delightful white dress (that resembled a wedding dress...), chosen by Kiyone and SentarM themselves. It matched his hair perfectly (though not his eyebrows, poor Ukitake-senpai). Kiyone herself was wearing a bright yellow suit, while SentarM had on a boring (BORING) grey dress with barely-there heels, so as not to outshine his captain.
Rukia had on a plain black suit, and was hanging out with Renji and Byakuya, fawning over her "Nii-sama's beauty!!! (such amazing hair!!!)" Ichigo...had on...something absolutely amazing, which we will save for later.
Now, all was happy (mostly) in the huge (poorly built) hall, with various captains, lieutentants and seated officers socializing with each other. The punch (again, NOT SPIKED) was getting dangerously low when Yamamoto slammed his cane-thing down three times to get their attention (careful not to expose any...special parts), shaking the shaky building down to its shaky foundations that rested on shaky ground. "Attention, all Shinigami!!!!!!"
I told you. Guys in dresses.
Sorry for the lack of knowledge in dress terminology, hehe. It's sad, really. I should brush up on that knowledge...nah, too lazy.
There's some weird letters in there...they're supposed to be kanji and stuff (四 , 十一, etc) but apparently they didn't work out too well. Tsk.
I have a feeling Yama-jii was taking something he shouldn't have been taking when he announced this...(alright, who did it? Who spiked his food with this unidentifiable drug?)
Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo.
Ideas for dresses belong to me. (I know! I should draw them in their dresses...*evil grin*)
Sorry for the lack of knowledge in dress terminology, hehe. It's sad, really. I should brush up on that knowledge...nah, too lazy.
There's some weird letters in there...they're supposed to be kanji and stuff (四 , 十一, etc) but apparently they didn't work out too well. Tsk.
I have a feeling Yama-jii was taking something he shouldn't have been taking when he announced this...(alright, who did it? Who spiked his food with this unidentifiable drug?)
Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo.
Ideas for dresses belong to me. (I know! I should draw them in their dresses...*evil grin*)
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